I prefer that your first contact be through the Meet Me page or by email. I do not take phone calls from numbers I don't recognize, or from callers whose calls I'm not expecting.
Texting is fine too. But please include your name, age, ethnicity, what you do, etc in your introductory text.
If calling is your only option, please leave a voicemail with with the same information as you would in a text, but remember to include when I may call you back and/or if there is a time I absolutely should not try to do so.
Please remember that I will neither engage in explicit conversation nor will I make promises regarding any sort of quid pro quo.
Screening will always be required whether through references, board memberships or with personal information.
An unsealed envelope left in plain sight is a great way to handle the donation. Please don't hand the envelope to me directly. It would be great if you gave me a little privacy just then so I can put it safely away. Hey, it might be a good time to wash your hands!
Aggressive behavior will not be tolerated and will result in the early termination of our time together.
Minty breath and shower freshness are very important. My shower is yours should you need it. Try to let me know in advance.
I respect the personal choices of every individual. However possession and/or use of illegal drugs will not be tolerated in my presence. Failure to respect that boundary will result in the immediate termination of our time together.