I prefer that your first contact be via the Meet Me page or by email.  I never take phone calls from numbers I don't recognize, or from callers whose calls I'm not expecting.

 

 

Texting is fine too.  But please include your name, age, ethnicity, and what you do in your introductory text.

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If calling is your only option, please leave a voicemail with with the same information as you would in a text, but remember to include when I may call you back  and/or if there is a time I absolutely should not try to do so.

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Please remember that I will neither engage in explicit conversation nor will I make promises regarding any sort of quid pro quo.

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Verification/screening will is required and can usually be accomplished through any combination of references, active board memberships, social media, or  personal information.  You can find a list of things that might work on the next page.  I can send it to you as well.

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An unsealed envelope left in plain sight is a great way to handle the donation.  Please don't hand the envelope to me directly.  It would be great if you gave me a little privacy just then so I can put it safely away.  Hey, it might be a good time to wash your hands!

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Aggressive behavior will not be tolerated and will result in the early termination of our time together.

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Minty breath and shower freshness are very important.  My shower is yours should you need it.  Try to let me know in advance.

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I respect the personal choices of every individual.  However possession and/or use of illegal drugs will not be tolerated in my presence.  Failure to respect that boundary will result in the immediate termination of our time together.

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If you’re going to partake in 420 before visiting (that is smoke weed, a doobie, a joint, grass, dope, reefer, ganja, hash, or the chronic), please make sure that neither you nor your clothing makes that evident.  The pungency of the aroma is a definite migraine trigger for me.  Also, while I suppose it is thoughtful, no I don’t want to share your brownies or your gummies either.  But thank you.